O’ fairest dames of e’ry shire

Cry no more for lost desire

Weeping daily for your lovely knight

De Argentine, the Scotsman’s blight!

O’ fairest dames of e’ry shire

Cry no more for your lost sire

Who rode beside I, the Thweng

Who’s arms upon the Scotsmen rang

In surviving fights, I was much more rich,

Marmaduke, who alone survived Stirling bridge

And survived Bannockburn no less!

But o’ it is for Giles you stress

Sir Giles rode then at the right hand

Of the mighty King of England

O’ surest I, not far behind

The man who plagued the Scotsmen’s mind

For ‘twas De Argentine, the bane of Scots

Whose deeds were in Robert the Bruce’s Thoughts

Giles, who was placed among the best

Put his pride at Bannockburn to test

O’ fairest dames of e’ry shire

Cry no more for your lost sire

Who survived all fights until Edward sought

A flight southward, instead of glory fought

But that was not Sir Giles’ way

A true Knight never turns away

Nor did I, Marmaduke de Thweng!

Follow that poor English King

Yet while neither of us fled

Only one wound up dead

The Scotsmen spared me

‘Cause I bent the knee

If brave Marmaduke Thweng, had nay been spared

Then you’d never have heard the news I’ve shared

And who would speak of his glory

And tell fair ladies his story?

O’ you fair dame of his desire

Cry no more for your lost sire

For in a chest upon my back I bear

All his virgin spoils for his lady fair